Hey, it's Setzer! There he is...you. Gamblin' guy.
...alright, I NEVER use this guy. I hate roulette abilities, and once again, it shows how utterly and ridiculously useful some abilities are to the point of other abilities being why-is-this-even-a-choice. Setzer is such a non-character that I think of him as "airship!" and I'm sure the other characters do too. "Wait, this guy has an airship and wants to kidnap a woman because he's obsessed with her? Well this guy's a DOUCHE, lets just steal his airship!" and everyone unanimously gives the thumbs-up. Also, instead of the 2-sided coin thing where they "win" his airship - with Celes "wagering" her hand in marriage - lets just change that up to:
"Here's the deal, Setzer: We've been traveling and learning magic for a bit now, so we're goddamn POWERHOUSES. Celes alone could pound you into flatbread, make a panini, and feed you to our ninja's pet dog. He's not here now, but he will be later, so help me, and if you don't just hand over this airship, we'll also call Tifa over here to SMASH THEM as well. We clear? Good. Now get out."
You got the airship!
Gotta love that shit-eating grin you gave him. Oh, Setzer.