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Final Fantasy U.S.A. Battle Tribute by ObstinateMelon Final Fantasy U.S.A. Battle Tribute by ObstinateMelon
I'm going with the Japanese name on this game because it's so much more hilarious.

That's right, I still think you're silly, Mystic Quest.

As for the main character, let's see... I think I'm going to name him something stupid, perhaps... 'Bartz'. Yes, yes, this seems right to me...

Also, inb4 the Fucking and the Yeahs of America.
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:icondarkshadow278:
darkshadow278 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015
Love the music of Mystic Quest.
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:iconjeroes:
Jeroes Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015   Artist
The Omega Weapon in this game is a usable summon and takes the form of the robot from Metal Wolf Chaos for Bartz to use to deliver FREEDOM.
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:iconthesixthsaint:
TheSixthSaint Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014   General Artist
I don't know if anyone mentioned it yet, but even the main character is pretty fuckin' American.
While he looks like a thrift store store Bartz, he does have a name.
His canon name is actually "Benjamin".
You know, like one of the founding fathers of AMURRRICAAA, Benjamin Franklin. XD
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:iconobstinatemelon:
ObstinateMelon Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015
Freakin' Benjamin. BENJAMIN.

That is amazing.
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:iconultradoom333:
Ultradoom333 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014
I really like this game.
That's all I have to say.
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:iconobstinatemelon:
ObstinateMelon Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014
Enough said. :nod:
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:iconmasterrob:
MasterRob Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013
Did you know that this guy is playable in the sequel nobody asked for of the game that nobody asked for?
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:iconobstinatemelon:
ObstinateMelon Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013
Wait, what?

Wait... what??
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:iconmasterrob:
MasterRob Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2013
www.jp.square-enix.com/t_ffcc/ He's right up there at the top-left.

I really do not understand Square-Enix's line of thinking. Why does this game exist? Did enough people actually buy the first game and give it enough high ratings to warrant a sequel?
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:iconobstinatemelon:
ObstinateMelon Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2013
Holy shit, he is. That's kind of weird since he's near identical to the Bartz sprite (I'm guessing because we were too retarded to get FF5) so he looks way more like Bartz than the Bartz in the game.

And yes, yes it did. Whether you want to believe it or not. A cheap way of playing that game is Youtubeing a Final Fantasy battle theme and then tapping on your computer screen along with it.
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:iconmasterrob:
MasterRob Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2013
I am mostly irked by all of the characters that are in this game, but not Dissidia. Why does the rhythm game that has no business existing get Ramza, Zack, and Locke, and the awesome fighting game doesn't?
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Jamesruglia Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2013

Because putting characters in Theatrhythm is really, really easy.  You draw simple pictures with hardly any statistical differentiation.

 

For Dissidia, you need detailed character models and must put a great deal of planning and testing to make them useful, balanced, and unique.

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:iconjamesruglia:
Jamesruglia Featured By Owner May 7, 2013
To be honest, I rather like FFMQUSAACRONYMS.
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:iconobstinatemelon:
ObstinateMelon Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013
With a name like that it'd automatically be my favorite game.
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:iconthelordofallgames:
TheLordofAllGames Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013
Yeah, Murica! That's hilarious!
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:iconobstinatemelon:
ObstinateMelon Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
Just like this country!
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:iconchaos-of-vinnie:
chaos-of-vinnie Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013
I don't get the joke! But the picture is pretty funny!
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:iconobstinatemelon:
ObstinateMelon Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013
It's okay, I don't think there's really a joke to get!
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:iconchibi-sunrise:
chibi-sunrise Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I feel so PATRIOTIC all of a sudden.
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:iconobstinatemelon:
ObstinateMelon Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013
Final Fantasy wants YOU... to play this not-so-Final-Fantasy game.
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:iconchibi-sunrise:
chibi-sunrise Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I will ignore that command. It does not make me fangirl.
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:iconmarjolycookie:
marjolycookie Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
Mystic Quest makes me proud to be an American!! :D

This was my first FF ever so it holds a special place in my heart. Still love jamming out to the soundtrack! And how cool was it that an RPG let you jump around town instead of walking?

You should do a tribute to the Dark King, enemy of democracy and liberty!
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:iconobstinatemelon:
ObstinateMelon Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013
Proud to be an Americaaan, with the red, white and blueeeee. *Waves around British flag*

The first Final Fantasy is always your best Final Fantasy. xD God forbid it be one of the crappy ones.

AND IS HE AGAINST FREEDOM? FUCK!
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:iconkeytee-chan:
Keytee-chan Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Russians are too, Red, White and Blue. 
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:iconpsx2010:
PSX2010 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's FF America!!! Yeah!!!

Make another version of this but with a famale holding the flag and (not en eagle but) a Griffen XD
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:iconobstinatemelon:
ObstinateMelon Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
But this is America, females can't be heroes!

... That joke seems so dated that it doesn't even make sense these days. :iconponderplz:
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PSX2010 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Anything's is possible! Even is if it the Final Fantasy chicks standing up for the 2nd Amendment right to bare arms... Rangers FTW! ^^ b
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BakaGrappler Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
I thought Mystic Quest was the first Seiken Densets (aka Secret of Mana), and the one we got in America as the first in the series was actually the second in the series...

But I proclaim this...!

FINAL FANTASY: I'mma gonna stab this fuckin' bird with a flag!
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stormpiper Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Mystic Quest is actually nothing to do with Secret of Mana. But you're right about SoM being 2nd in the series.
Secret of Mana was actually released in Jpan as Seiken Densetsu 2. SD 1 was released on the gameboy as Sword of Mana and sucked big time. SD 3 I've never played because it only came out in Japan.
Also. Mystic Quest rocks. It's just awesome.And his name is Benjamin. It's in the manual.
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:iconobstinatemelon:
ObstinateMelon Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Secret of Mana before its action days, how quaint!

The bird sure looks angry about it.
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Shinbufuman Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
You know, I never played Mystic Quest myself. I heard it was Final Fantasy Easy Mode and passed on it because I R hardcore gamur who does not sink to playing games for weenies! *flexes* So yeah, I really should give it a shot, I think.

*will not reference Bandit Keith again, since he's already done so recently... wait, shit!*
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:iconobstinatemelon:
ObstinateMelon Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
You'll play it and enjoy how the overworld is like old Mario game-maps on a little line. TIME TO GO TO FOREST LAND. I don't know why that always bothered me so much. xD
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InukiStar Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
OMG! It's been AGES since I've heard the name. XD

Even in Japanese and even if you don't understand a thing of what is going on, you can still play that game and finish it. XD

The battle music is epic though.
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:iconobstinatemelon:
ObstinateMelon Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
My strategy for this boss will be to use 'attack', it'll be perfect!

It's super radical to the max yo.
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:iconinukistar:
InukiStar Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Hell yeah! And remember that the weapons looked like 3 times bigger than the character when you attacked the enemy. XD
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:icondiskfire:
diskfire Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
Dear Lord, "Bartz" sounds more than just about right, it sounds bloody PERFECT. :XD:
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:iconobstinatemelon:
ObstinateMelon Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
A fine gentleman as yourself WOULD be aware of the silliness.
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:iconsokumo:
sokumo Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist
Bartz ha! stupid.
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:iconobstinatemelon:
ObstinateMelon Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
You're offending Squeenix!
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:iconsokumo:
sokumo Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist
Come at me square.
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:icondancingspark:
DancingSpark Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Red, white, and blue, baby! YEAH! XD

I love this picture so much, you have no idea. 'MURICA!!
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:iconobstinatemelon:
ObstinateMelon Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
But, but, I'd like to have an idea.
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:icondancingspark:
DancingSpark Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I like the picture \(OwO)/ this much!
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:iconmeowchi75:
meowchi75 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
If they made a game like this, they should have you be able to summon the Statue of Liberty and an eagle named Democracy!!!
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:iconobstinatemelon:
ObstinateMelon Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
And maybe a slow turtle named the Bill of Rights! YEAAAAH!
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:iconkinetii:
Kinetii Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
That better be Bartz holding that flag.

*looking at his discription*
Just what I thought.
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:iconobstinatemelon:
ObstinateMelon Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Now I'm imagining him as every "Fighter" ever in Final Fantasy. He's the main character of FF1, 2 and 3, awww yeaaah.
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:iconkinetii:
Kinetii Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
NO, DONT REPLACE FIRION. HE HAS A FAMILY TO FEED...


:iconwhathaveyoudoneplz:
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Sol-Goodguy Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Student General Artist
whoa.
that battle theme seems waaaay better. Bartz, none should call him by that, I still remember how much I laughed my ass off when I played that game with his name as Butz.
Buttz 5ever
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:iconobstinatemelon:
ObstinateMelon Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
He must be a butt-man. B-)
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