Final Fantasy U.S.A. Battle Tribute

I'm going with the Japanese name on this game because it's so much more hilarious.

That's right, I still think you're silly, Mystic Quest.

As for the main character, let's see... I think I'm going to name him something stupid, perhaps... 'Bartz'. Yes, yes, this seems right to me...

Also, inb4 the Fucking and the Yeahs of America.